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Capricorn
December 22 – January 20
This month is giving you all the feels. Endings and new beginnings are all around you. Try to ride the wave and leave the month full of gratitude. You have a number of staff that will go above and beyond and it will make you feel ready to great the new academic year with focus and a sense of calm you haven’t felt in a very long time. This return to “normal” will leave you feeling comfortable, confident, and re-energized.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Halogen lamps.
Aquarius
January 21 – February 19
It’s fully summer, but you’re starting to feel the pull of the new academic year already. Make sure to max out your vacation before you have to get back to work. Take the time to plan ahead so you can coast through these first initial tasks and feel like you’re entering the fall on a solid footing. Inspiration will strike you and you will come up with the perfect theme and focus for your staff training efforts. It was meant to be. Trust your gut.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Candles.
Pisces
February 20 – March 20
Dream big this month. Whatever you come up with you can manifest. Don’t listen to other nay-sayers. The ideas you come up with now will lead to an amazing conference presentation and high impact practice that others will laud you for. Make sure to nurture your vision and bring in others who can enhance it. This experience will remind you why you got into this profession in the first place.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Pets other than fish.
Aries
March 21 – April 20
This month’s theme is renewal. You’ve been researching for meaning and a higher purpose in your work lately and this is the month it will finally reveal itself to you. The confirmation you’ve been seeking, that you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be doing the things you’re supposed to be doing will be laid clearly before you. Take the time to reinvest in yourself and your power. It’ll feel pretty amazing.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Drones.
Taurus
April 21 – May 21
You know what July means! It’s the start of training. This one will feel different, however. Gone are those feelings of unease and the pressure to turn things around on a dime. Promote this feeling in your team. The pandemic had a lot of negative effects, but it helped everyone realize what’s truly important and not to sweat the small stuff. Inner peace is your new state of mind.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Hot plates.
Gemini
May 22 – June 21
Nothing is gonna stop you this summer. The heat index is rising and so is your motivation. If you’ve been feeling a bit lost and aimless lately, don’t fret. This is the month that you’ll hit your stride and get in your flow. You’ll come up with a powerhouse initiative this month that will drive your professional success for the next year. Other staff will stand up and take notice. Perhaps an award or recognition is on the horizon.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Kitchen knives with a blade longer than 4 inches.
Cancer
June 22 – July 22
Ah! Training time. It can be hectic, but it can also be one of the most fun and enjoyable parts of the year. It allows staff to take things one at a time and starting dreaming about what the year could be. And for you, this dreaming will feel oh so good. After a year plus of having to hunker down and make difficult decisions, your horizons will open up and you’ll be allowed to stretch out again.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Incense.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
The energy of new staff members will keep you buoyed this month. AS they onboard, you’ll have an opportunity to take a mentorship role or supervisory roles that will leave you feeling like you’re making an impact. Take the time to soak in this new energy to give yourself some renewal. New beginnings can be a powerful motivator and it’ll be a blessing for you to be a part of it.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Water Beds.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Is summer over yet? Not officially, but it’s beginning to feel like it. This may be dragging you back to the office kicking and screaming. Don’t forget the power of time off, however. Begin planning your next vacation now. Lessons learned from the pandemic include how important it is to take time for yourself. Planning your next vacation will give you something to look forward to.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Extension cords.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Training time! This will give you LIFE! After a year where you missed the excitement of new staff and the new year, that feeling will be back with a vengeance. You’ll relish this feeling of everything returning to some degree of normal. Enjoy it. You’ll also be giving a presentation this season that will be met with rave reviews from your fellow staff.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Hover Boards.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
This is just the start of a new academic year that is going to find you a changed person. COVID was challenging, but did have some positives. It allowed you to rethink your priorities, reground yourself, and begin to focus on what you can control and let go of what you can’t. This new mindset will serve you well and you’ll find yourself more centered and grounded as a professional moving forward. Share your newfound zen with others.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Fireworks.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
You’re coming off a much needed period of vacation and renewal. As the month progresses, things will begin to ramp up for the new year. This new year will bring exciting changes and opportunities your way. Look for a particularly exciting opportunity this month. If you seize it, it may lead you down a whole new path you never expected for yourself. This month is all about possibilities and those seem to be in abundance for you.
Your Power Housing-Prohibited Item is: Indoor Grills.
