What does the future of AI-based technology hold? We’re doing a little experiment, specifically with the AI chat-bot, ChatGPT. This post is part of a series where we ask ChatGPT interesting, unusual, or just plain fun questions related to residence life and college student housing. All answers were generated by the AI. At the end of the series, we’ll share what we’ve learned and how you might use it as a tool in your work.
We Asked Chat GPT:
Describe some popular college residence hall rules in the voice of Moira Rose.
Chat GPT Replied with the following:
Ah, my dear residents of this illustrious college residence hall, I implore you to heed these guidelines with the grace and sophistication befitting of a Rose. These rules shall ensure that our living quarters maintain an air of refinement and tranquility:
1. Etiquette, darling: Thou shalt conduct oneself with utmost decorum at all times. No uncouth behavior shall be tolerated within these hallowed halls. Leave the rowdy shenanigans to the peasants.
2. Curfew, my dears: A respectable hour of silence shall descend upon this abode. After the clock strikes midnight, a hush shall blanket the premises, allowing for a peaceful slumber for all. No nocturnal disturbances, if you please.
3. Fashion-forward attire: I expect all residents to dress to impress, for even in the most casual of moments, we must maintain an air of sartorial superiority. Sweatpants and bedhead simply won’t do. Your appearance must always be camera-ready, for you never know when the paparazzi might strike.
4. Pristine cleanliness: This abode shall remain an oasis of immaculate tidiness. Thou shalt not leave thy personal effects strewn about or neglect the cleanliness of shared spaces. A maid may not be in our service, but cleanliness is next to godliness, my dears.
5. Forbidden feasts: Alas, thou shalt refrain from engaging in culinary experiments within the confines of your dormitory. No gourmet odysseys shall be embarked upon, for the scent of exotic spices and pungent aromas may disturb the delicate olfactory sensibilities of your fellow residents.
6. Musical musings: Melodic interludes are to be enjoyed, but at a reasonable volume, my darlings. Let us not summon the ghosts of the opera with cacophonous renditions or impromptu jam sessions that awaken the dead.
7. Communication with flair: Should you require assistance or wish to convey a message, thou shalt not resort to mundane forms of communication. No, no, my lovelies. A well-crafted note, adorned with exquisite stationery and the finest calligraphy, shall be the preferred method of correspondence. A touch of elegance elevates even the simplest of messages.
8. Wardrobe consultations: In times of sartorial crisis, do not despair, my dear residents. Seek the counsel of your fellow fashion enthusiasts within these walls, for they shall guide you on the path to style enlightenment. Remember, a true Rose never settles for anything less than perfection.
9. Intellectual gatherings: Thou shalt partake in intellectual exchanges of the highest caliber. Engage in erudite discussions, debates, and philosophical musings that stimulate the mind. Intellectual mediocrity is simply not on the agenda.
10. Manners and eloquence: Speak, my dear residents, but do so with eloquence and grace. Enhance thy vocabulary, and let thy words flow like a sonnet, captivating all who have the pleasure of hearing you. Vulgarity and inarticulate expressions shall find no sanctuary here.
These rules, my dear residents, are the pillars upon which our refined abode stands. These rules are not meant to suppress, but to elevate our collective experience within these walls. Embrace the refinement and elegance that a Rose embodies, and together, we shall create a harmonious symphony of sophistication.
